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flake snake 

flake When a person is shady, flakey and especially slithery. They often ditch loved ones to roll around in their own slime and other selfish things. A flake snake usually denied their behavior or offers a dramatic eye roll when confronted. Truly the worst.
Bryce is such a flake snake for saying he would go out tonight but instead he stayed home to practice drag makeup. UGH.
flake snake by electraspicexoxo September 21, 2018

fake st. patrick's day 

Held yearly in manhattan, kansas to celebrate st. patrick's day before spring break when everyone will be out of town
hey, fake st. patrick's day is this saturday march 8th, last year it was march 2nd.

flake shower 

The rain of dandruff that comes off your head when you scratch.
When Joe scratched his head, the flake shower that came off him rivaled that of Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club when she made it snow on her drawing.
flake shower by vwallac October 31, 2008

There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. 

It's stating the obvious and suggesting to the other person to accept the thing stated and deal with it.
Dobol: The traffic along EDSA is incredible.
Lundle: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. EDSA has always been traffic as far as I can remember.

Erwin: The incompetence of the Philippine government is beyond imagination.
Dobol: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.
Lundle: Don't blame me, I didn't vote for that motherfucker.

to flake shots

To engage in sexual intercourse with accelerating velocity. To throw shots or to flake shots into, indicates a will to take part in a serious boning session.
I'm dying to flake shots tonight

Fuck, i heard Rob throwing a blast of shots last night after the pub. Her snatch must be in an awful shape.

Ya, i heard he flaked shots all over the gaff. Must have been some gangbang
to flake shots by Bobby Chops October 16, 2009

Flakey's mum 

it's literally the mother of a fucking cereal box
hey do you know flakey's mum?

Yeah, she gave birth to flakey