When a turd is so long that it cannot support itself and breaks in half between waves like the fabled ore carrier.
Man, I feel so much better. After eating that cheese log and peanut butter last night and washing it down with Budweiser, I just launched an "Edmund Fitzgerald".
by GrandMaster T December 31, 2011
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Another term for anal sex usually while drunk.
She got so drunk last night, she finally decided to let him try the Edmund Fitzgerald.
by Jesse____ December 12, 2007
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Some skinny Twat with a cool jacket and expensive boots, man slag, slept with his stepsister, gives me bi vibes
I’m Justin Fitzgerald
by homosexualpotato April 30, 2020
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When a female/male gives a male a blow job with ice in his/ her mouth.
Dude she gave me a alaskan fitzgerald last night and my cock froze, it was fucking awesome!
by Ben Spenelli August 27, 2008
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someone who is obsessed with men’s assholes. he pretends he isn’t by saying other people like them.
max fitzgerald:

max: jake you love lennex’s asshole
jake: why do you always bring it up
max: you r gay
by annefrank_ishot November 19, 2019
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That kid who is always a lebron fan and he is the only one that thinks he da goat
lebron fans a refered to a ryan fitzgeralds
by Lebronfan123 October 15, 2020
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