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fistful of nut

Semen, in the palm of your hand.

Could be used to impregnate yourself to try and keep your boyfriend from dumping you. Only to have him dump you anyways and then not believe the child is his own because, well, he never had sex with you.
"Instead of him cumming in my mouth I allowed him to cum in my hand. I immediately ran to the bathroom( I assumed he thought i was gonna spit and rinse my mouth) I laid on my back with my legs against the wall and dug the fistful of nut in my vagina and started squeezing my vagina muscles."
fistful of nut by JennimayR October 10, 2012
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FishFucker69 

fishfucker69: i fuck fishes

Fishbulb 

When combined with a light-bulb and a happy-looking cartoon fish, creates a Japanese version of Homer Simpson known as 'Mr. Sparkle,' a brand of dish washer detergent that banishes dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.
Mr. Sparkle is direspectful to dirt.
Fishbulb by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

a fistful of power rings 

Something so unbelievably sexy that the Green Lantern couldn't summon anything close with a fistful of The Lantern Corp's power rings.
That girl in the sexy outfit is a fistful of power rings.

fistful of assholes 

a.)gay band from nick and norah's infinite playlist.
b.)a group of total and complete jackasses
a.)I love the song "i wanna screw that man" by fistful of assholes!
b.)Mike, Nick and Bobby are such a fistful of assholes

FishFucker69 

guy: nobody can beat goku!!!

intellectual: FIshFucker69 can

guy: oh

Fishpulpers 

A fishing friend group who spend all day fishing together were they can do all the fishing they want as brothers.
My Fishpulpers and I spend a lot of time together.
Fishpulpers by Hanzzlo January 17, 2023