Firm Handshake

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1. A handshake but with a tighter grip.
2. A rough handjob

1. The lawyer gave me a firm handshake on my way out of his office.
2. He needed an ice pack after the firm handshake he got from his girlfriend

Firm Handshake by Chaka Kahn August 15, 2006

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Firm Handshake

1. A handshake but with a tighter grip.
2. A rough handjob

1. The lawyer gave me a firm handshake on my way out of his office.
2. He needed an ice pack after the firm handshake he got from his girlfriend

Firm Handshake by Johnny Bravecimo August 15, 2006

Related Words

Firm Handshake • nice firm handshake • firm • firm it • firm disagree • firm maybe • firm up • firm-a-sure • firm but not overpowering • firm butt

Firm Handshake

Acknowledgement of a commendable act.

John walked the elderly person across the busy intersection. Firm handshakes.

Firm Handshake by Das_Erreichen November 29, 2019

nice firm handshake

a handshake so firm it rips the foreskin

"Hey johnny how'd the interview go?" "Great! except the interviewer didn't take a liking to my nice firm handshake."

nice firm handshake by nippleshipple November 21, 2016

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026