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Fireman Sam 

1) A kiddy show similar in style to Postman Pat following the adventures of a fireman who smokes pot everyday.

2) What bad mothers tell their sons to call their dicks.
1) Tommy: I want to watch Fireman Sam!
Mum: (is stoned) OK dear, enjoy!!

20 years later Tommy is gay.

2) Tommy: Jimmy kicked me in the Fireman Sam! MUMMY!
Mum: (still stoned) That's great, dear.
Fireman Sam by RPG Fangirl April 2, 2010
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Fireman sam 

Fireman sam you should not ignore. Sam is the hero next door.
Fireman sam by UltimateDoge July 13, 2021

fireman sam 

fireman sam means to be courageous and amazing

Fireman Sam 

Homeless bumb or Simul pantless
Fireman Sam by blbk March 30, 2003

fireman sam 

samuel jones
he is a welsh fireman
he has a show
he saves the day in pontypandy
he is good
he is god
fireman sam is the hero next door
fireman sam by timpbskid September 11, 2024

firemansam 

firemansam by Blah December 30, 2003

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026