When something is fire pwned, it means the entire event is already over before it ever even happened. A paradoxical phenomenon that seems to be so appropriately represented in all things on the internet, given the near instantaneous rate at which things become irrelevant or obsolete.
1. It's 2001 and you get Warcraft 7 in the mail. You open the box only to find a piece of paper that reads, "YOU WIN!". Fire Pwned. It's already over.
2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.
3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.
2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.
3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.
by Doctor Banzai April 23, 2011