fire department
fire department by -Anoynomous December 28, 2014
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Fire department
A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews or personal interests
The station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station. That’s the way of the fire department.
Fire department by Firefighter Realist January 21, 2023
Fire department
A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews and/or personal interests.
Our fire department station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station.
Fire department by Firefighter Realist January 21, 2023
houston fire department
An underfunded, underpaid, fire department in Houston Texas. Filled with absolute studs of humans, mainly on Delta Shift.
Mayor Sylvester Tuner makes it his personal mission to make the firefighters in Houston Fire Department have the worst career possible.
houston fire department by RandomFirefighter August 30, 2022
Call the fire department cause my kitty on fire
"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.
Call the fire department cause my kitty on fire by Zyklon_ March 4, 2022
Laces fire department
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