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Firdaten \ ˈfər-dāt-ᵊn \ 

adjective 1: Feeling of being excited and nervous at the same time.
Etymology: The word Firdaten is a pseudo-Germanic word created by rather violently smashing the words first and date together so hard that the “st” in the word “first” was obliterated. The “e” on the end of “date” was knocked completely off due to the transference of momentum. Then to add insult to injury the “en” was added to the end of the word to make it sound as if it were a lovely German word.
If in fact it sounds like a lovely German word, it would probably be the first word that sounds German that sounds lovely, as the German language is simply an atrocious sounding language.
At any rate the word was coined by thunder bear of the courage family (who is a mostly useless man with delusions of grandeur) after hearing an episode of “A way with words”.
Firdaten \ ˈfər-dāt-ᵊn \ adjective : A sixteen year old girl felt firdaten about her about her first date with a boy she knew.
Of, course if she knew that this boy was a time traveler and her cousin she might feel both firdaten and maybe a little repulsed at the same time.
But, this was on the land known as alabama, so who knows?
After all to paraphrase a line in Family Guy, “alabama is the mississippi of the galaxy.
Which of course is a rather peculiar thing for me to say, since i am a Flat Eather.
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026