fiona apple 

the hottest american singer ever she is mommy n girlboss

your mom: damn, fiona apple is pretty hot
your dad: i agree
your sister: mf turned me lesbian
your brother: mommy? sorry mommy? sorry
your whole family: dayymm

fiona apple by imbetterthenyouatfortnite February 7, 2022

fiona apple 

Singer-songwriter-pianist noted for her poetic lyrics, uncommon wordings, very long album names, and low alto voice. Born Fiona Apple Maggart to Diane McAfee and Brian Maggart of New York in 1977, she is vegetarian, and her albums include 1996's Tidal (featuring Shadowboxer, Sleep to Dream and Criminal), 1999's When the Pawn... (full title When the pawn hits the conflict he thinks like a king/What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight/And he'll win the whole thing fore he enters the ring/There's no body to batter when your mind is your might/So when you go solo, you hold your own hand/And remember that depth is the greatest of heights/And if you know where you stand then you know where to land/And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right. Featuring Paper Bag, Fast As You Can, and Limp) and Extraordinary Machine, which is at this time unreleased because the Epic cheeses "can't find a marketable single." Despite this a DJ in seattle has gotten hold of a copy of the album and intends to play it in its entirety over a period of weeks, thereby also leaking it onto the internet. Suspiciously, no charges have been pressed.

Fiona Apple's When the Pawn continues to be one of my favorite albums of all time.

fiona apple by somebody March 6, 2005

fiona apple 

beautiful poetic singer. known for her strong music and fierce lyrics.

fiona apple is one of the best. artists. ever.

fiona apple by virginia. August 11, 2003

fiona apple 

The act of eating an apple or other fruit out of someones anus. Could be an emergency result of ill planned masturbatory explorations, or could be the finish to a night of kinky partner sex under the influence of tan mdpv.

"Help, I thought this was a good idea!"

(regarding other fruit: especially a mango. this gives one +3 points... with sticky rice on the sacrum and coconut creme on there dripping down)

"Actually having a mango eaten out of my ass sounds pretty hot... wtf? +3 points nonetheless"

Can be used to describe punishing someone for not understanding the need to listen to Fiona Apple's music as a release valve for emotional pressure... said someone needs an apple in their ass.

Can also be used to describe being pegged by Fiona Apple...

"and pop an apple in his ass" - Flight of the Concords

We had just finished training the dogs, and then I gave her a fiona apple.

fiona apple by numinous_cloud February 28, 2011

fiona apple 

one who is overly sensitive and cries easily, such as the singer/songwriter of the nineties, Fiona Apple.

Dude, I just told her I liked her shoes, and she started crying. She's such a fiona apple.

fiona apple by whiteoutconspiracy January 4, 2009

Fiona Apple 

When two people are making out in public and they are sloppin' all over, with tongues flyin' everywhere... insane amounts of pump kissing.

"Oh man, check out that Fiona Apple over there... thats gross"..."Dude, is that Mike giving your mom a Fiona Apple?"

Fiona Apple by Anthony Spadarro March 2, 2007

Fiona Apple 

god

fiona apple is god

Fiona Apple by anonymous March 31, 2024