finding nemo

a horrendus sexual act

first, you go to a pet store and buy some fish eggs. then, while yo woman is sleepin, slip a few into her lil vaj. wait a month, then stick ur dick inside and see what bites

deb: wtf is moving in my pussy?

tim: yo im finding nemo!

deb: wtf

tim:AHHH FUCK I FOUND NEMO

by deluxe vajatajay October 22, 2009

Finding Nemo

Another was of saying masturbating

I was finding nemo last night.

by Andrew Nelson October 21, 2007

finding nemo

1. the best Pixar movie to date
2. euphemism for smoking marijuna

"yo niggah i was findin nemo last night and this shark ass niggah comed up to me and was tryin to bite on mah shit"

by shark ass niggah July 8, 2003

finding nemo

A male rite of passage; to locate the clitorus.

"Sally, my boyfriend's terrible in the sack."
"Betty, he's only 11- he's probably needs help finding nemo."

by Troupster July 10, 2003

finding nemo

The unpleasant act of feeling a piece of poop inside of someone while fingering his or her asshole.

She even let me finger her ass, although I ended up finding nemo so it was a little gross.

by Michael Tinks February 3, 2008

finding nemo

A clever and entertaining feature length cartoon made by Pixar and marketed by Disney.

For a long time, "Finding Nemo" had 100% positive reviews on rottentomatoes.com

by christoxo November 21, 2003

finding nemo

Euphemism for a marijuana smoking session.

"I'm gonna drive on down to the bank, hit up the ATM, and find nemo in the parking lot once I'm done."

by Arrbear August 20, 2005