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Fifty Shaded 

When you go home with someone after a night at the club, bar, party or meeting via Tinder, only to find out that they are into some weird/kinky/BDSM shit and intend to play it out with you. Applies best when you aren't aware of this beforehand and are taken by surprise, and especially when you can't back out.
Susan: Did you have a good night with that guy Chad?

Jessica: No...I got to his place and he brought out chains and whips.

Susan: Ooooh, you got fifty shaded!
Jessica: SHUT UP you have no idea what I went through!
Fifty Shaded by Stiffofdeth October 2, 2016
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Fifty Shades of Grey

Bad fanfiction written by a 14 year old girl based off of Twilight categorized as "Mommy Porn".

Fifty Shades of Cray 

"I warn you..... go outside the day after Thanksgiving, and you will get caught up in at least Fifty Shades of Cray."
Fifty Shades of Cray by LolaBorealis December 11, 2012

fifty shades

The code word for kinky fuckery rooted from the book fifty shades of grey.
He went all fifty shades on me last night.
fifty shades by Sundaylace November 4, 2012

Fifty shades of chicken 

The act of shoving pieces of cooked chicken into your ladies vagina, and eating it after her orgasm.
"I did the fifty shades of chicken to my girlfriend last night"

Fifty Shades of Weesnaw 

A Homestuck themed book, with characters including Weesnaw, Weesnaw, Weesnaw, and Weesnaw
"Did you read the new update for Fifty Shades of Weesnaw?"
No, not yet.
"OMG its all like 'WEESNAW WEESNAW WEESNAW'"
OMG i have to read it!

fifty shades of griffy 

I want all the dick. I want Fifty Shades of Griffy!
fifty shades of griffy by Shorty420 February 14, 2018