Ficear

A rare name, meaning Hope and Truth. Commonly used for fictional characters as it sounds Mystical

Oh ya I totally simp for Ficear, he’s so cute!

by FireRose January 13, 2021

firearm oviparity

The most American thing an animal can do, lay a gun.

Jack: Hey!
Bob: I heard Calum's chicken has firearm oviparity!
Jack: bruh

by AverageRedditor December 21, 2020

firearms

An American symbol. Something that the Second Amendment of the U.S. Constitution lets us bear.

Fred: That guy's carrying a gun! Let's kick his ass!

Bob: Fred, you stupid Brit, he has every freaking right to.

by Anonymous August 11, 2003

Firearrhea

Firearrhea is the explosive result of having too much tequila from a plastic bottle, Popov, and boxed wine (using the wine as a chaser). Then, someone gets the brilliant idea to order Hungry Howies and put copious amounts of hot sauce on the pizza that people would ask very stereotypical things such as, "would you like any pizza with that hot sauce? durr hurr".

For added laughter, one could give a drunk person who engaged in such firearrhea-inducing activities a chocolate laxative. This is only done to ensure that the drunk person gets the full firearrhea experience.

Brid: Holy Hell, I just DESTROYED the toilet at work. Seriously, I think I just melted some porcelain just now.

(upon walking into the bathroom)

Boss: It smells like firearrhea in here.. Or at least singed pubic hairs.

by JeffJonezZz November 9, 2009

fivearmsbig

adj. A person who is so fat, that one of their arms is approximately five times the girth of the average arm.

"That bitch is easily fivearmsbig."

by redbeard1083 August 24, 2009

Chekhov's Unregistered Firearm

A dramatic principal that states every element of a story must be completely unnecessary and never called back to.

Season 7 of Doctor Who contains numerous examples of Chekhov's Unregistered Firearm

by redsleepinggrass November 29, 2022

firearms

A term for a weapon or weapons

The man's coat was loaded with firearms

by |S*R| Justin July 22, 2003