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firearm oviparity by AverageRedditor December 21, 2020
firearms
Fred: That guy's carrying a gun! Let's kick his ass!
Bob: Fred, you stupid Brit, he has every freaking right to.
Bob: Fred, you stupid Brit, he has every freaking right to.
Firearrhea
Firearrhea is the explosive result of having too much tequila from a plastic bottle, Popov, and boxed wine (using the wine as a chaser). Then, someone gets the brilliant idea to order Hungry Howies and put copious amounts of hot sauce on the pizza that people would ask very stereotypical things such as, "would you like any pizza with that hot sauce? durr hurr".
For added laughter, one could give a drunk person who engaged in such firearrhea-inducing activities a chocolate laxative. This is only done to ensure that the drunk person gets the full firearrhea experience.
For added laughter, one could give a drunk person who engaged in such firearrhea-inducing activities a chocolate laxative. This is only done to ensure that the drunk person gets the full firearrhea experience.
Brid: Holy Hell, I just DESTROYED the toilet at work. Seriously, I think I just melted some porcelain just now.
(upon walking into the bathroom)
Boss: It smells like firearrhea in here.. Or at least singed pubic hairs.
(upon walking into the bathroom)
Boss: It smells like firearrhea in here.. Or at least singed pubic hairs.
Firearrhea by JeffJonezZz November 9, 2009
fivearmsbig
adj. A person who is so fat, that one of their arms is approximately five times the girth of the average arm.
"That bitch is easily fivearmsbig."
fivearmsbig by redbeard1083 August 24, 2009
Chekhov's Unregistered Firearm
A dramatic principal that states every element of a story must be completely unnecessary and never called back to.
Chekhov's Unregistered Firearm by redsleepinggrass November 29, 2022