Festival girl

A girl you see at a music festival who is pretty-much perfect.

Also she definitely has the exact same music taste as you.

She is also basically the best thing in the world.

A date with festival girl might be overwhelming, but perfect regardless.

Festival girl probably has short blond hair and a nice dress, and a backpack.

"I'm going to marry Festival girl one day"
"Too bad you didn't even talk to her"

Festival girl by newport2010 November 21, 2010

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Festival Girl

A girl who wears a lot of clothes in order to take them all off.

Kris: Did you see that girl? she was wearing a scarf, trenchcoat, and burka in the middle of summer!
Jack: That skank must be a festival girl!

Festival Girl by Nadjaa October 8, 2008

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festival girlfriend

When you meet a girl on the first night of a festival and can't get away from her for the rest of it, having a festival relationship.

E.g.meeting on the first night and clinging to eahcother for the rest of the festival hoping for some action. Hence a festival girlfriend. But when the festival ends never speaking again.

Have you seen Josh ?

Nope think hes with his festival girlfriend...

festival girlfriend by biscuitbase August 13, 2011

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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