Ferrari Master Plan™

This refers to when Ferrari or one of their F1 drivers do something so stupid that it may a deeper meaning. It often refers to Ferrari's horrible 2020 performance in F1, when they finished sixth in the Constructers standings even though they finished second in 2019. The reason for this was primarily their car. It had a high drag chassis and a weak power unit, meaning that their car was awfully slow. In 2019 at Monza (Ferrari's Home race) Charles Leclerc won and Sebastian Vettel hit 365 km/h (227 mph), which is one of the fastest speeds ever reached in a modern F1 car. However, in 2020, they had a double DNF. The term is often used in reference to Mattia Binotto, Ferrari's Team Principal, who is often blamed for these results.

Ferrari Fan: NOOOOO!!! Ferrari P6!
F1: Teams who finish lower in the championship can now spend longer in the wind tunnel
Binotto: See, it was all part of the Ferrari Master Plan™

Ferrari Master Plan™ by Sainzisunderrated June 9, 2021

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Ferrari Master Plan™

1. A mistake made by Scuderia Ferrari formula 1 team
2. A reason for a formula 1 driver (mainly ferrari's) to do some something stupid
3. confusing, not successful tactics/strategic moves of Mattia Binotto

"Vettel, S🅱️inalla"
"Why would I do that?"
"Don't worry Seb, it's all part of the Ferrari Master Plan™"

"Downgrade the car"
"But sir, that doesn't make sense"
"Don't worry, it's all part of the Ferrari Master Plan™"

Ferrari Master Plan™ by SnowChickenFlake November 17, 2020

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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