fermie 

A person who likes to make fermented foods and beverages such as sourdough bread, water kefir, kombucha and lacto-fermented vegetables. Their favorite books are Nourishing Traditions and Wild Fermentation.

You know a fermie when you go to their house and their kitchen counter is full of jars and crocks full of weird looking stuff.

fermie by fermiegirl April 13, 2010

Feriel 

This is a woman who is very out spoken and doesn't care what anyone thinks of her. She is a very beautiful person inside and out. A Feriel is a very sweet girl with alot of things on her mind, A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place, and has an amazing mind, soul, and heart.

Have you met Feriel, she's far out dude.

Feriel by misspriss21212 March 28, 2011

Feriel 

She’s a badass

Damn it’s Feriel

Feriel by Bigdicboi November 19, 2019

do a Fergie 

Definition: Pissing your pants. Wetting yourself. (During a 2005 performance with the Black Eyed Peas. Fergie explained that she was rushing to get onstage and had no time to visit the lavatory and pissed her pants).

Examples:

Jo: I cant find a toilet.
Jason: Just do a Fergie.

I was so drunk, I did a Fergie.

I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did a Fergie.

I was in the pool and did a Fergie.

I was swimming in the ocean, so I did a Fergie.

do a Fergie by Thevos January 10, 2022

Fergie's Watch 

A timepiece that runs contrary to the laws of physics.

If your football team is winning after 90 minutes your watch actually runs faster than the referee's. The other teams coach hs a watch that runs slower. And the referee's runs like crap whether your winning or losing. This is Fergie's Watch.

Fergie's Watch by WillonWheels. July 5, 2010

DIrty Fergie "Office Style" 

Is when someone else left the shop bathroom in such a stench and mess, you go into the closed down office ladies room and drop a deuce in a toilet that's been turned off because of a broken pipe.

Worker 1: You went in the girls room up front? That's been closed for six months because of that broken pipe!

Worker 2: Well now their not using it for at least a year after I dropped that dirty fergie "office style" on them!

DIrty Fergie "Office Style" by unlemongoose September 19, 2009

dirty fermin 

When you are sleeping and your buddy just got done finger banging a chick and wishing to share her crotch essence, rubs his stink fingers under your nose, waking you up.

I got a dirty fermin while passed out at the ski lodge in the mountains. That boo-boo's vag smelled sweet!

dirty fermin by MTF March 25, 2008