Fender Bender

A fender bender is simply when a guy gets a 10 to 15 foot running start to rail a girl in the back door while she is bending over; Making an obvious reference to the car accident when one vehicle crashes into the ass end of the vehicle in front of it.
Hank: "Whoa, why is Brenda walking like a duck?"
Dave: "I remember hearing Bret saying something about giving her a fender bender last night."
Hank: "OUCH!"
by Angry Rhino June 24, 2009
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When your not a BACKPACK RIDER, your a Fender Bender...

Noun. (1) A person that bumps into people constantly (3 or more) while in a crowded hallway. (2) Someone who steps on your shoes and messes them up, whether its denting them or just dirtying them up.

Verb. To Fender Bend or Fender Bending

Scott: Yo, Esther, you fender bender. Hop off my swag and stop fender bending me, my shoes are getting dirty.

Esther: MONG! I didn't fender bend you, you stupid backpack rider!
by please_accept_my_definition April 09, 2009
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1: Somebody who destroyed his guitar in such a dumb way that it is inplayable.
2: Somebody who plays any song that has also been played on the Disney Channel an a guitar.
3: Somebody who has sexual intercourse with a guitar.
4: A collision between motor vehicles that produces minor damage.

Fender stands for a very common brand of guitars.
Rape is Rape. Or REAP for the people who are more linguistique.
Dude, I played some Jonas Brothers on my guitar last night.

Jesus man, total fender bender.
by casdebom April 25, 2010
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Bro she totally got fender bendered, her ass is so fat now.
by almightyzae May 21, 2015
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taking "bumps" of cocaine off a guitar pick.
The baggie had a few grams of blow. Doug dipped the guitar pick into it and did a fender bender.
by Broham802280 November 20, 2007
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minor car accident

The ¡®fender¡¯ refers to the part of the car¡¯s body that covers the tire.

In a ¡®fender-bender¡¯ there is some damage to a car, but not enough to make it impossible to drive.
I had a fender-bender this morning, so I've got to go to the auto shop.
by Choonik Kwon January 02, 2004
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small, harmless accident that does nothing but bend the fender, hence the name.
the faggot that backed into me in the parking lot wanted to sue over a fender bender.
by McCheesy November 02, 2003
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