Felecrescology is the study of cat growing. The word is derived from the
Latin feles,felis F., meaning "cat" and cresco,crescere, crevi, cretum, meaning "to grow". Under
normal conditions,
cats usually reproduce though sexual reproduction
like other mammals. But under ideal circumstances, including proper ultraviolet
light wavelength (337nm), fertile soil (preferably in a ceramic pot), and the proper concentration of catalizer(a fertilizer consisting of milk, cat
blood, and catnip), a cat can actually be grown. Felecrescologists, as of 2007, have observed that cat D.N.A. has the unusual ability to form a zygote that can develop without a uterus, using the nutrients in the soil as a placenta. All that is needed to grow a cat is an article containing feline D.N.A., such as feces, hairballs, or whiskers, and the ideal conditions previously outlined. Since felecrescology is a new science, felecrescologists are still
studying this rare phenomenon and researching other animals that may exhibit the same behaviors.