The month that gives women the best excuse to ask for expensive jewlery. This is also the best month for men to find something to give to women so they get a blow job without guilt.
"What do you mean,'why do I want a 5 carat diamond?' Because it's V-day month. Yes, February you idiot!"
"Yes, I will give you a blow job in February if you buy me that diamond on Valentine's day."
by bondgirl53 August 26, 2008
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The second month of the year that tends to confuse the hell out of people every four years with its added day. This month can either be a romantic time, or the worst time of the year. Some people tend to over exaggerate the holiday in the middle of the month known as Valentine's day and dress up in ridiculous costumes that just beg to be made fun of, while others just tend to hide away in the corners hoping the holiday passes quickly. Either way, people never seem to remember Groundhog's day which is the greatest holiday of the year.
1: Do you know the months song?
2: 30 days half September, April, June, and November. All the rest have 31... except for February which is screwed up in the head and has 28, except for every four years when it has 29 to make up for those hours every year... Ya know what? Just go away.
by ChelseaMae AlexisRennae October 10, 2008
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No freaky February, where u can’t be a freak for all of February , have fun .
Shawn - baby what u trynna do tonight
Nique - nothing it’s no freak February, leave my house
by Exclusive dae December 2, 2019
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No fuck febuary.. After no fuck February you may receive most cum march as a reward. But only if you do not come in no fuck February. Most cum march will make you cum as much as possible unless you dont want it
Bf: "Sorry babe we can't fuck"
Gf: "are you participating in no fuck February too?"
Bf: "no I just found a better girl than you to fuck"
by Boy #34 in your bedroom January 29, 2020
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