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Favrestock

Favrestock is a several month long period of intense media speculation, conjecture, indecisiveness, and hubbub circling around Brett Favre.

It is customary during Favrestock that Brett Favre hint at the possibility of ending his retirement and subsequently return to National Football League. Once this initial statement has been made, the excitement and dread of Favrestock commences.

Favrestock's humble beginnings date back to March 4, 2008 when Brett Favre shocked the world when he openly proclaimed his retirement after 16 illustrious seasons in Green Bay. Favre's retirement was short lived when he decided to make a return to NFL that resulted in a messy divorce with the Green Bay Packers.

Favre's resulting statement of a triumphant return sent the NFL world into a frenzy. Thus, Favrestock was born.
Pandering ESPN reporter: Today on SportsCenter Brett Favre meets with team physicans. Chris Mortensen dishes the facts on the next chapter of the Favre Saga.

NFL fan: Dude! Brett Favre is un-retiring... AGAIN! I hope he'll go back to playing with the Jets!

Another NFL fan: Please! Favre is a fossil, he needs to take his rightful spot in the pasture. Don't get so caught up in this freaking Favrestock.

NFL fan: We'll at least we went to the playoffs... Sheesh, the guy is a proven winner.

Another NFL fan: That's what everyone thinks... Favrestock is back once again!
Favrestock by Define Me! August 18, 2009
Related Words

Favregasm 

Lavishing over the top, effusive and excessive praise on a mediocre or washed-up pro football player.
Jon G. - "When I was an assistant at Green Bay, this guy threw 5000 passes a day in practice!"

Ron J. - Jon's having another Favregasm.
Favregasm by PatsFanatic December 8, 2009

Favretastic 

Reffering to the future Hall of Fame Quarterback Brett Favre. Descriping someone doing something really astounding. Expressing higher than normal amazingness.
Man, did you see that guy do that Keg stand? That was Favretastic!!!!
Favretastic by Chiropractor Man 72 February 4, 2010

Favreistic 

To be like Brett Favre and throw a game losing pick 6 in the final minutes.
Many quarterback will commit a "Favreistic" throw at least once in their career
Favreistic by Chino1369 October 14, 2010

favrestrong 

when someone doesn't quit or refuses to quit at times the average person normally would cease their effort. It can be used positively or negatively and in many forms.
Ted pulled a favrestrong to get with Kelly even after she threw her drink in his face.

"I can't believe Mary still teaches, isn't she like 80?" "Yeah I know, she is so favrestrong".
favrestrong by kiosk fart January 2, 2009