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Favian softie 

A measurement tool wielded by all Favians comprised of a usually flaccid penis. One Favian softie, usually a length measurement of a meager 3 inches, can also measure time, volume, and mass depending on the context. It is recognized as a standard unit of measurement throughout North America. The term was originally coined in Montreal, Canada.
Guy #1: How tall do ya reckon that building is man?
Guy #2: I don't know in feet or stories..but if I had to say...it's about 1.7 million Favian softies.
Guy #1: Flaccid or fully erect?
Guy #2: All the way, babe
Guy #1: WHOA!! That's quite tall!
Favian softie by Rinkifer Dink December 14, 2010

National Ship Flavia and Samuel Day!! 

30th Of September IS NATIONAL SHIP FLAVIA AND SAMUEL DAY!
OMG ITS SHIP FLAVIA AND SAMUEL DAY!!
Today is one of the best days of the year its national ship Flavia and Samuel Day!!

Skoda fabia 

Pre pubescent man's car. Driven by wannabe boy racers who can't handle a real machine. Owners are too tight/skint to upgrade their car. Prone to mods falling off and silly whiny pathetic pop bangs