After you wake up from sleeping and you lay in bed with complete silence relaxing. The only activity that can be done between is a morning pee. you must return to your bed and lay down for it to be fat sleep.
Joe woke up and layed in his bed fat sleeping for two hours, adding to his sloth like ways.
Joe: I fat slept for like 3 hours
Mike: You're a real slothman and a FOF to boot.
When you wake up, usually after travelling in a vehicle for an extended ammount of time with a rock hard member desperately searching for someone to touch it. Not to be confused with the travel fat where the person is fully awake during the fatting up.
Man I wish I wish had a crowbar to smash this muthafucken sleepy fat down!
Honey can you just touch it for a bit? I could could break a window with this!
(In a Taxi) Mahammed, can you tap my rock hard sleepy fat?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'