Hym "Ohoho! OR! OR the attractive ones are more likely to date the fat cocks. They're dating the fat cocks in the first place so they aren't going to date down. The UNATTRACTIVE ones (on the other hand) are going to have to settle for the small dick. They settle for the small dick and then when left in proximity with a fat cock they just fuck a fat cock behind your back. Even if he's mentally retarded. CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY! It answers EVERYTHING! The women are better at guessing because they know which ones they are going cheat with. The ones guessing based on fat cock are more likely to guess correctly. CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY! It is literally the answer. To everything. It entirely explains human history AND society AND sociology. It explains everything! Now by my book. It's free on whereever this is getting redirected but buy it anyway. I've sovled the riddle. CRITICALFATCOCKTHEORY! In stores now. $29.95! It's 4 cents cheaper than Jordan's book and is actually correct. It's a steal for that price! I'm practically giving it away! But wait! If you act now, I'll throw in the official soundtrack 'Clarion Cry of the Undead' for only $5 MORE! THAT'S $50 VALUE! A $50 value for only $34.95! Buy now! Or I'll male it rain cricket and kill all your first borns!"
by Hym Iam March 19, 2023
by taeilsexy April 11, 2021
1. (at the Barnyard) look at that fat cock, what's he been eating?!
2. That fat cock is not gonna fit in my a hole- there's no way! aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghh
it did fit, wow!
2. That fat cock is not gonna fit in my a hole- there's no way! aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghh
it did fit, wow!
by designnathan January 05, 2007
by lunchboxes September 08, 2006
- Taehyung always needs to hold Taeconda his BIG fat cock in check or it just springs out to say Hi to the world!
- Jungkook takes in his hole Taehyung's fat cock so well, it stretches out completely around that girthy long pole.
- RIP JUNGKUSSY, it always ends up gushing with Taehyung's heavy thick cum. He creampies his ass so well, it won't close anymore!!
- Jungkook is riding that fat cock everyday all day! His cunt hole is ready to take Monster Cocks all the time! Men Line Up for this twink!!
- "who is the bottom in taekook?"
"Surely not Taehyung? He is a DILF. Period. And it's just Massive, you know Taeconda"
"You're right, I bet Jungkook loves to be filled by that fat cock!"
- Jungkook takes in his hole Taehyung's fat cock so well, it stretches out completely around that girthy long pole.
- RIP JUNGKUSSY, it always ends up gushing with Taehyung's heavy thick cum. He creampies his ass so well, it won't close anymore!!
- Jungkook is riding that fat cock everyday all day! His cunt hole is ready to take Monster Cocks all the time! Men Line Up for this twink!!
- "who is the bottom in taekook?"
"Surely not Taehyung? He is a DILF. Period. And it's just Massive, you know Taeconda"
"You're right, I bet Jungkook loves to be filled by that fat cock!"
by dictioNASTY September 29, 2022
When an overweight male has an irregularly large penis that is highly sought after by women seeking extreme lovin.
by Themailman May 07, 2005
Daddy: GOOODDAMN! Now that's a fat cock. Look at it, little Jimmy.
Jimmy: Woah! Now that is was I would define as a fat cock.
Jimmy: Woah! Now that is was I would define as a fat cock.
by YoMamaDefiner123 May 18, 2022