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Hym "Do they have fat cocks? Because that will do it. That's how you know that this redpill 'confidence' and 'height' shit is just a euphemism. For real. You know it's the fat cocks you bitch."
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I don't think it matters.

You know it matters but you don't care because you're not the one that has to be a second class citizen. Big fat cocks are all that matter and you're a whore.
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Moon Taeil from NCT had a fat cock
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1. An Obese Rooster

2. A penis with a large girth.
1. (at the Barnyard) look at that fat cock, what's he been eating?!

2. That fat cock is not gonna fit in my a hole- there's no way! aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghh

it did fit, wow!
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Big dick energy but better, bigger and more spirited. Not for your average big dick energy times.
Did you see Ivan, he had mad fat cock spirit last night.
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A real ass nigga/pimp with a leaking meat salami horse cock dragging behind that dumper.....and that shit be farting, pissing, and squirting
Ex: that nigga remind me of fat cock Mario!!
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