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Fat Shat 

A Fat Shat is piece of excrement that has built up so much pressure in its time in the small intestine that, on release, reaches a speed of over 35MPH. Fat Shats can often cause damage to the toilet, usually cracking the porcelain. Fat Shats are usually as large as a small football. It is common for Fat Shats to be released in someone's pants when they are hit by a strong force, hearing shocking news, or possibly just when one cannot possibly hold it in any longer
My mom had a Fat Shat and now we have to go to Lowes to get a new toilet.
Fat Shat by Mikey Crease January 10, 2019
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Fat Shat 

An expression used in the game Overwatch when the hero Reinhardt slams down many people in his earth-shatter. #FatShatMatt #FSMatt
whoa, Fat Shat dude!
Fat Shat by FatShatMatt December 25, 2018

big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian 

It's in the name.
me: yo bro u just became a big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian
jake: wtf
bob: bob

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026