fat-mess

a big fat person who is ugly and has a neck like a pack of sausages

get a grip you fat mess

by walshy December 18, 2004

Fat Mess

When someone is completely wasted and are acting in an embarrassing manner and no one likes to be around them. They usually appear unattractive to everyone else except themselves and usually think they are really talented dancers. They are also prone to barfing. A fat mess is NOT a hot mess OR a tranny mess OR a hot tranny mess but they think they are.

"Michael-Ryan was a giant fat mess last night after he drank way too much before 9pm...then he thought he was a really good dancer and got kicked out of the bar cause he really wasnt"

by hansies April 1, 2009

fat mess

These type’s of people are usually found in the wilderness for e.g. among the trees in rivington skinning rats/ beavers in their spare time. Basically they are socially challenged and normally look severely like a pig and just a fat ugly mess.

“Rob”: alright mate can you help me skin some rats tonight?.

“Mike”: erm no don’t talk to me you fat mess!...

pig fat mess

by GASHMAN....................... July 17, 2011

fat mess

generally used in reference to fat ugly unkempt women

look at that munter, shes a fat mess

by farm September 1, 2006

fatmess

Is used as a substitute for swearing and insults.

You're a fatmess or Oh fatmess I just stubbed my toe

by Awesome-Pants May 19, 2006

fatmess

used in place of potential swear words. Or used in the name calling process.

Oh man I stubbed my toe...fatmess!

I'm an idiot? Well you're a fatmess.

by Awesomepants May 18, 2006