Fat Joe

A Fat Garbage-Ass rapper who tries to be like Biggie Smalls. He also likes to wear pink and lick the bottoms of sneakers (see MTV CRIBS). Nasty ass biotch!!!!!!

Fat Joe needs to join Weight Watchers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by none of yo beeswax July 24, 2004

Fat Joe

An ugly, fat rapper who has thousands of little animals killed to make all the faggy fur coats he oh so enjoys and constantly raps about in his commerically-driven pop songs.

I wish Fat Joe would hurry up and die of a heart attack. I hate that fat ass, pink-wearing faggot.

by Def Juxxin October 24, 2004

Fat Joe

An Overweight Bronx rapper with Puerto-Rican heritage. Used to Perform with the now dead rapper Big Pun(isher).

Fat Joe is a decent rapper.

by B June 21, 2003

Fat Joe

A Fat Joe is someone who is morbidly obese

Look at him he is a Fat Joe!

by lotteh November 06, 2007

Fat Joe

Slang For an erection.

Your dad had a Fat Joe last night.

by Tom, Paul, Damon, Meagen, Alysa October 05, 2004

Fat Joe

(N.) Big Punisher's Mini Me.

Fat Joe or Fat Bastard? Tough decision!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Fat Joe

Just think about the obvious reason why he made a crappy song called "Lean Back."

"Now lean back (deep inhale), lean back!"

by Sparda January 15, 2005