fat face 

what your face looks like after getting a $5 hair cut from Supercuts

Shawn: Hey babes, you like my hair?
Reena: Whoa, you have major fat face!

fat face by Reena K July 1, 2008

Fat Face Syndrome

FFS is when you're on the telephone and your fat face dials a number, hang the phone up or presses the volume keys.

"... and she was being a bitch so I told her -beep- sorry, fat face syndrome."

Fat Face Syndrome by Jennahoe October 22, 2009

Fat Face whore 

A person who will wear nothing other than Fat Face branded clothes.

Peter: Your such a Fat Face whore!!

Alice: I like their range ok!!

Fat Face whore by maadmaxxer July 8, 2010

Fat face lie

A flabby ass fib

The dilettante politician oozed over to the podium, and started telling fat face lies.

Fat face lie by Shedoesntownadressherhairisalw December 13, 2021

stupid fat face 

A face defined by it's fatness and relative stupidity to the brain located directly behind it.

Chris Leicht has a stupid fat face.

stupid fat face by hambonebassass January 6, 2009

Fat Booth Face 

Someone who in real life actually has a face that looks as if it had been fat booth-ed.

Guy 1 - You See that guy over there bro?

Guy 2 - Yeah, he's got a Fat Booth Face!

Fat Booth Face by imgarrett June 21, 2011

fat poo face 

that one kid who depressed

peter is a fat poo face

fat poo face by ff January 15, 2020