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Fart Sock 

An individual who derives enjoyment from frustrating others, especially by pretending he does not understand something they are trying to explain
"If that fart sock Larry says 'What do you mean?' one more time, I'm gonna beat him with the wrong end of a claw hammer."
Fart Sock by Johnny Christmas October 8, 2003

Fart Sock 

Like when you fart into a sock and it doesn't explode.
You just totally fart socked that sock. Fifty points!
Fart Sock by LIL FUKKIN ROB January 8, 2008

Fart Sock 

A sock that has found a life amongst the change gathered under the couch cushions. After a few months, every member of the family has farted on this sock and when it is found along with a seventy two cents worth of change it is no longer a regular sock, it is a fart sock.
I found a dollar thirty six in change and a fart sock under the couch cushions today.
Fart Sock by Fart Diddly March 19, 2021

poop fart nigga sock 

Tony likes cock so he’s a poop fart nigga sock

Fart in a sock 

Using a poor foot sock for covering an erect penis, and holding a fart (semen).
I left a good fart in a sock there on the floor, not to be proud of it. Hope mother won’t find.
Fart in a sock by ppllantdaddyy July 30, 2021

Sock Nigga Fart Poop

A Sock Nigga Fart Poop is someone that likes cock while laying down in their side, even though they are on their deriod, and won’t stop talking about other guy’s cocks.
Logan likes cock while on his deriod, so he’s a Sock Nigga Fart Poop.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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