Fart Sock 

When you’ve been pink socked so many times, that a good fart will cause a self inflicted pink sock.

Damnit, I just fart socked my self!

Fart Sock by Mullets and Mustcahes September 13, 2018

Fart Sock 

An individual who derives enjoyment from frustrating others, especially by pretending he does not understand something they are trying to explain

"If that fart sock Larry says 'What do you mean?' one more time, I'm gonna beat him with the wrong end of a claw hammer."

Fart Sock by Johnny Christmas October 8, 2003

Fart Sock 

Like when you fart into a sock and it doesn't explode.

You just totally fart socked that sock. Fifty points!

Fart Sock by LIL FUKKIN ROB January 8, 2008

Fart Sock 

A sock that has found a life amongst the change gathered under the couch cushions. After a few months, every member of the family has farted on this sock and when it is found along with a seventy two cents worth of change it is no longer a regular sock, it is a fart sock.

I found a dollar thirty six in change and a fart sock under the couch cushions today.

Fart Sock by Fart Diddly March 19, 2021

poop fart nigga sock 

Poop fart nigga sock

Tony likes cock so he’s a poop fart nigga sock

poop fart nigga sock by Coolkid_73 April 26, 2021

Fart in a sock 

Using a poor foot sock for covering an erect penis, and holding a fart (semen).

I left a good fart in a sock there on the floor, not to be proud of it. Hope mother won’t find.

Fart in a sock by ppllantdaddyy July 30, 2021

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket 

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.

Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024