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Fart Fingers

Phalanges filled with hot air smelling of shit used for tapping.
I got a lot of healing from those NFG fart fingers but now I stink to high heaven.
by FFS Hungry Hippo April 16, 2022
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Fart Finger

a finger one shoves up their arsehole to induce farting.
In order to let out some gas, John used the old Fart Finger and was able to let out a few rips for some relief.
by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008
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Finger Fart

when you type really fast and hit enter when you meant to correct your mistake
"look at all those finger farts that blonde is makeing"

"Mom, the teacher said I made too many finger farts on my research paper"
by The Bandit Donny October 16, 2008
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Finger Punched My Fart Box

When you get done taking a nasty deuce and you take the toilet paper to wipe your glory hole and as you are wiping your finger plunges through the toilet paper right into your butthole.
"Dude I'm pissed. I went to wipe my ass and I finger punched my fart box!"
by SRACRacer18 December 13, 2018
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finger punched in the fart box

to have a finger stuck without warning in the rectum
When she went down on me I got finger punched in the fart box
by pimpstar76 June 16, 2011
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Fartfinger

Non-ficticious underworld crimeboss who is widely regarded as being the stencil for the majority of "movie baddies".

Born with a hole in his face and a spur on his elbow, Fartfinger rose steadily through the ranks of "local hardmen" whilst still at kindergarten in Vienna. It was here that he had his first brush with the law following an incident with a nun, a Bolivian monkey and an umbrella.

At age 9, in the beautiful city of Belfast, he was finally arrested - on charges of stealing Antwerp - but got away scot-free as a result of eating many people involved in the case, including the judge, the prosecutor, twenty-seven kittens, the jury and his own mother.

Following an awful incident where he saw the film 'Bad Eggs' Fartfinger decided to travel to Australia to kill several awful actors and writers. Sadly it was during a train journey across australia to sydney in his search for these silver-screen villains that he fell ill with 'poisoned face' and he is now buried, albeit still alive, somewhere in the Nullabor along with what is rumoured to be EVERYTHING to do with the film 'Bad Eggs'.

What an awful film the 'Bad Eggs' are.
Man: What time is it please?
Dog: Fartfinger
by James Gilbertsen February 1, 2004
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