When 4 or more people surround someone, bend over, and take turns farting on them - in a clockwise order. (Counter clockwise would be the Australian Fart Tornado)
Oh man, I'm going to get back at Joseph for eating my sandwich, I am getting my crew and we will give him a Fart Tornado!
by Bungleism July 27, 2022
When you and your partner place your bare ass against eachother hold hands and fart at the same time.
by Ipn87 October 6, 2018
When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.
Respect.
Respect.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
A high-pitched pulsating squeaker fart that encourages everyone in earshot to stand on their chairs and sing in unison: “they call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning”
-Beware: dolphins swim in “pods” and where there is one others are sure to follow until the full fishing net is let loose in the sea (courtesy flushes encouraged)
-“Faster than lighting” often foreshadows the necessary speed of toilet access required to avoid aquarium cleaner be used on the innocent underoos and chair
-Causes those in earshot and smellshot to have an indescribable desire to meet Charlie the Tuna and smack that red beret off his fish head in retaliation
-some try to falsify a flipper fart by sitting on an acoustically tuned piece of sheet metal and letting room reverb produce an imposter flipper fart; kazoos pre-inserted into the anus are also not genuine flipper farts
-Beware: dolphins swim in “pods” and where there is one others are sure to follow until the full fishing net is let loose in the sea (courtesy flushes encouraged)
-“Faster than lighting” often foreshadows the necessary speed of toilet access required to avoid aquarium cleaner be used on the innocent underoos and chair
-Causes those in earshot and smellshot to have an indescribable desire to meet Charlie the Tuna and smack that red beret off his fish head in retaliation
-some try to falsify a flipper fart by sitting on an acoustically tuned piece of sheet metal and letting room reverb produce an imposter flipper fart; kazoos pre-inserted into the anus are also not genuine flipper farts
Ronnie let out a flipper fart; let me grab the life jackets, swimming suits and take selfies to impress our friends on Instagram.
by flippinright April 5, 2022
by your mothers mum November 4, 2021