Farmer's Wife
Farmer's Wife by hellothereladies May 2, 2012
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Farmer's Wife
The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.
The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!
Farmer's Wife by BadDaddy88 September 7, 2021
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Farmer’s Wife
A woman married to a farmer.
Usually a family member before marriage such as; cousin, second cousin, or even a sister.
Someone with an IQ of less than 60.
Usually a family member before marriage such as; cousin, second cousin, or even a sister.
Someone with an IQ of less than 60.
Farmer’s Wife by Isn’t life fun August 13, 2020
Mule Farmers Wife
Usually used in reference to general frustrations felt my a mule farmers wife. Tiredness typically. Can also refer to hunger, itchy anus and other related issues.
Mule Farmers Wife by Sir Jerfery Darmer Mbe December 6, 2010