Farm block

The equivalent of cock-blocking, except for Farmville.

When someone walks in on you while playing Farmville. Generally ruins your farm-libido causing you to stop farmvilling for the night.

Interrupting one's farm voyeurism.

Dude, I'm so fucking pissed, I got farm blocked last night. I was getting it on with my farm when my friend Nate walked in on me. Fucking farm blocker.

I feel really bad about my job sometimes. When I go to drop off my van binder at the booth, the old women quickly reduce their farmville screens when the see me. I feel like such a farm block.

Damn, I was all ready for the best night of my life, but then Tony walked in and farm blocked me. I was busy seeding my mango tree when he crept in last night and ruined the mood.

by Gristmill... wait, who's mill? June 29, 2011