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FareWello

The less then humble brag of posting photos about holidays or overseas trips to group chats.

These include pool and beachside photos with a drink in hand, asking others in the chat how their day at work is going. Other boastful posts include photos of champagne from first class lounges or business class seats.

The only reasonable response is for this person to be swiftly removed from the group chat and fined with sculling a drink before re-entry.
Wello - "Just a quick glass of bubbly from seat 8A before we head to Maldives'"
Admin - "thanks for the Farewello" <kicks from group chat>
by HK_prop August 4, 2022
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Farewell

Farewell to you my love.
by christopher mercado September 12, 2005
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Farmwell Station Middle School

Farmwell station is located in Loudoun County, which let me just say is the richest county in the country.

Almost every white girl goes to Star Bucks before and after school to get their 90% milk 10% caffeine coffee. They all wear messy buns and probably have a dog wearing vineyard vines with a name of “I’m so rich don’t marry me unless you’re stacked too”.

All the “relevant” white kids have government daddies that are loaded on cash and beach houses worth more than your broke ass.

Not even worth mentioning all the “fights” that are just two non-white kids trynna bitch slap each other, but in the everybody comes out a pussy without a finger laid.

Of course there are the rich indian/asian kids from which I believe the terms “try hard”, “teacher pet”, and “kiss ass” came from.

Last but not least there are the kids who think they are part of every friend group and believe they’re “relevant”, but they are just attention seeking outcasts that are “depressed” and attempt to cause unimportant, “nobody cares” drama.

But one thing all FSMS students have in common is that they blame the teachers for their own extreme levels of stupidity and are constantly on the verge of just simply giving up their “I could use money for toilet paper” lives. But, then again, let's take a moment to remember the creepy tech-ed teacher being caught looking at pornos.

This school is shat.
Creepy Ass Man: "Where can I find all the ugly troll-looking rich kids?""

You: "At Farmwell Station Middle School of course."
by richasskid April 27, 2020
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farewell

n. to say goodbye forever

-a conventional expression used at leave-taking or parting with people and at the loss or rejection of things or ideas
Accept the truth that some people don't really care about you OR what you say or do.

This is when you must say, "Farewell" forever.
by farewelllovesucker August 31, 2013
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Farwell

Farwell is similar to farewell except it is used in situations where you are already gone and saying bye from a distance. It's saying to everyone fuck this place I'm out. Some may think it is a simple typo or mispronounciation but it is an intentional last Fuck You.
Farwell all, I'm out.
by Theone Andonly December 3, 2017
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jasonville farewell

shitting on your ex's carpet before leaving after you break up.
courtney threw me out last night so i gave her a jasonville farewell before leaving.
by B.House July 12, 2006
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Dutch Farewell

When you knock a girl on the head with your wooden shoe after or while having sex with her. This is often done by drunk Dutch guys who realize, when starting to sober up, what the girl actually looks like.

The tap on the head will leave her unconscious or at the very least dazed and confused, hereby buying the guy enough time to make a quick and quiet escape. In addition, the guy will leave the clog on the bed next to her so that she has something to remember him by.

When the roles are reversed the name for this scenario is commonly known as Clog Knockout. In reference to the shoe as well as the girl that was obviously out of the guy's league.
Male: Dude! Why didn't you warn me when I took that monster home! Now I just had to give her a Dutch Farewell when I was able to see in 3D again and noticed how fugly she was!!
Damn! That Dutch supermodel that I picked up yesterday gave me a Clog Knockout when she realized what I looked like. Well that will teach not to try and get girls that far out of my league...

Female: OMG!! I was feeling so great doing that gorgeous guy yesterday! To bad that when he sobered up and looked me in the face, he immediately gave me a Dutch Farewell...
I can't believe I let that ugly monkey take me home yesterday!! I really need to stop drinking so damn much! Thank God I sobered up and gave him a Clog Knockout before he got my pants down!!
by GMMC February 8, 2010
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