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fanny licker

A fanny licker is also a name for a small dog that grannies buy when their husband has long passed away, this little pooch then takes on the roll the husband used to play (in the bedroom)ie: licking grannies minge!
Grandchild: are you lonely when you go to bed nan?
Grannie: no darling, I take my little fanny licker to bed these days, he's better than grandad!
fanny licker by Shell555 January 5, 2007
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fanny licker

To be "sucking up" to someone which is met negatively by fellow individuals and brand you a fanny licker.
He was a right "fanny licker" with the boss today, to get a rise.
fanny licker by RealRockNRollStar January 5, 2007

fanny licker

where your saying someone sucks pussy
what a fat fucking fanny licker
fanny licker by anonymous December 4, 2021

Fanny Licker Kendal 

The unscrupulous dinner lady that also wanted to suck your cock
Fanny Licker Kendal caught us in the math block toilets and tried to preform her act

fannylicker 

Someone who is extremely dumb... and licks fannies.
You are such a fannylicker.
fannylicker by Josh July 9, 2004

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026