Fallywank

Overly Tom-Foolish and rapscallion behavior performed in a unwanted area

Those Trolls under the bridge like to Fallywank

by Joinky Cookwell March 27, 2023

fannywanker

A complete and utter twat, dickhead, plonker for whom the words 'fanny' and 'wanker' just dont elicit the right level of bastardness of said person by themselves but when put together it totally describes the person and their pointless existence.

A referee from Glasgow at an Old Firm Derby Game when "That ref used to go to St Mungos School, haw ref ya fannywanker the ball was out!"

by Hays August 14, 2007

Flywank

If you're looking for a good wank, get an erection and get in the bath. Fill the bath. Fill the water up to the helmet of your penis, then get a fly and pull it's wings of and put it on the end of your penis. Because the fly can no longer fly and it can't swim, it will run around in circles on the end of your penis and cause you to ejaculate.

-Ricky Gervais

Just had such a good Flywank guy's!

Hey guy's! Anyone got a fly? I wanna Flywank!

by Rawrshack November 17, 2010

pallywanked

The feeling of extreme relaxation after you get done giving someone a wet danny.

Ya i flushed her ass but it was worth it cause now im pallywanked.

by Nate G. March 13, 2005

Fallywagger

The “n-word” but only white people can use it. All contexts of “n-word” are used but replaced with “fallywagger”

That’s my fallywagger!

I don’t talk to fallywagger’s

by Sweet nagger December 30, 2018

Fillywinkle

When a penis is semi erect, the stage between soft and hard.

I couldnt stick it in because I had a fillywinkle!

by basketcasekay February 3, 2022

fannywank

like fuck! an expletive used amongst me and my friends say among new people and vecome a legend, hilarious, what more can i say??

if your sports team is losing or a referee makes a bad decision, you can shout 'ah fannywank'

by MC July 3, 2004