Fake depression is when somebody is so desperate for attention they pretend to have a mental illness. Commonly found in pre-teen girls that are hitting their ''emo'' phase. The people who fake depression commonly flaunt it and always mention it. This type of human being is disgusting and immoral. People with fake depression claim they have no ''real'' friends and they constantly whine and bitch even though they have over 20 friends.
John said ''Hey look at Jessica over there, why does she look so sad all the time?'' Bob replied ''Nah, that bitch just has fake depression''
by Jack Black Black Jack February 22, 2018
Fake Depression is usually common amongst quirky edgy teenagers, primarily girls, who post sad VHS edits of Bart Simpson, or anything related, on their Instagram/Snapchat stories with the caption "pls no one talk to me" or "pls someone just end me" or even "wow this is so me" for attention. While also hurting people who are actually Depressed by making them feel even more bad about themselves and having a harder time to cope with their mental disorder. Fake Depressed teens usually act like this because their parents didn't buy them that new Iphone or they immediately broke up with their new boyfriend/girlfriend after being together for a day, and they think their life is hard.
Jake: Everytime I'm with Emma she looks like she's sad, why does she always act like this? :(
Olivia: Naaah OMEGALUL, that dumbass bitch aint sad, she just has fake depression for attention and clout.
Jake: Aaahh I see, well then fuck that dumbass.
Olivia: Naaah OMEGALUL, that dumbass bitch aint sad, she just has fake depression for attention and clout.
Jake: Aaahh I see, well then fuck that dumbass.
by RippityRS October 02, 2019
Fake Depression is commonly used in online games. The best way to spot someone faking Depression is them Having a sad face on their avatar or just acting depressed. You can see they say "They want to die" and "I have no friends" or "I slit my wrists" or some emo stuff. Yet, they're playing with 7 of their friends. (Out of 9,000). God I hate seeing fake depression. Don't you? It's sad because depression is a really serious mental illness. Don't fake it, please.
Emo Kid: AUGHHH I WANNA DIE SO BADLY I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND IM TREATED LIKE CRAP!
Another player: Bottom dollar he has fake depression!
Emo Kid: NO IM REALLY DEPRESSED I HAVE NO FRIENDS BOOHOO
Emo kids friend 1: Sup nerds
Emo kids friend 2: Greetin earthlings
Emo kids friend 3: Numa Numa hey there
Emo kids friend 4: Greetings, inferior ones.
Emo kids friend 5: Hi.
Emo Kid: what the fu-
Another player: Bottom dollar he has fake depression!
Emo Kid: NO IM REALLY DEPRESSED I HAVE NO FRIENDS BOOHOO
Emo kids friend 1: Sup nerds
Emo kids friend 2: Greetin earthlings
Emo kids friend 3: Numa Numa hey there
Emo kids friend 4: Greetings, inferior ones.
Emo kids friend 5: Hi.
Emo Kid: what the fu-
by The Dictionary Urban June 26, 2020
Some people are “Fake Depressed”, where they lie to themselves because they’d much rather be sad for attention then to be happy for their health and well being.
Examples of Fake Depression; The lady listened to sad music and looked at depressing pictures on the internet to increase how upset she was.
Or
Rose purposely made herself feel sad and blamed everything on herself being the narcissist she is for attention, she was “Fake Depressed”.
Rose was fake depressed because she could not submit this form.
Or
Rose purposely made herself feel sad and blamed everything on herself being the narcissist she is for attention, she was “Fake Depressed”.
Rose was fake depressed because she could not submit this form.
by Rose434 May 28, 2019
Fake depression isn't the actual mental illness that it's associated with and is instead a severe form of autism. Attention-seeking scooter fags, retards, and whores all use fake depression to their own benefit. They usually flex being diagnosed with depression and being medicated. They usually don't verbalize what's causing their depression and would much rather enjoy getting offended when called out for faking depression instead of using their energy towards something more productive or actually helping real depressed people
Retard: Dude, I think I'm depressed I want to cut myself with a butter knife.
Sane person: Do it pussy no balls you have fake depression stfu
Sane person: Do it pussy no balls you have fake depression stfu
by connor <3 hana kpop November 09, 2019
Something people do for attention. They pretend to have depression and post sad Bart Simpson edits. Makes people with actual depression feel like shit and can be recognised by bitchiness, listening to those dumb emo lofi songs and whining about how ‘life is an endless source of pain’. Attention whore.
Emily definitely has fake depression. She has 29 friends, she lives in a mansion and she posts sad Bart Simpson edits on her story. What a slag.
by pengopinguin21 July 18, 2021
Teenagers who post on their stories vhs edited Simpson videos playing music and writing "pls kll me"
by Slimajack January 06, 2019