A person who finds it
extremely difficult to focus on anything other than facebook. If they're at work, all they think about is finding a window of
opportunity so as to be able to access thier facebook page. If the kids are hungry, then food will consist of a pot noodle, a packet of crisps and a can of coke, taking as little time as possible to prepare in order to get back to thier beloved facebook. This inturn creates what is now know as a
facebook orphan.