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facebook dad

1) One who is a worthless dad in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemykids #kidsaremylife

2) A dad who spends more time chasing women than he spends time his kids.

3) A man who never contributed to his kids emotional, social or financial well being of his kids, now posts pictures of their accomplishments to facebook as if they had something to do with them turning out to be great.
His kid got into a great college thanks to his step dad

But most of his pictures are fun places without his kids

That fool never showed up to my school once, facebook dad
facebook dad by YFinn May 12, 2014
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Facebook Dad

A dad who typically spends all of his actual time hanging out with his friends and cars, but in the Facebook world is all "my child is my world!" And typically shares a picture of the two of them from his one night visit out if the week.
My dad was never around growing up, but noone knew that because he was the best Facebook dad around. His Facebook dad game was strong.

Facebook Dad

Man who posts about their child on Facebook appearing to be a great father.

In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.

Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.

Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
oh look he’s posted another photo on Facebook of his child without him present and with a generic unimaginative quote he’s such a typical Facebook Dad.

I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
Facebook Dad by RealityHurtz1 February 14, 2023

facebook daddy 

A sperm donor that falsely represents that they are in their child's life on social media.
Person 1: awww Roger seems like a great dad always posting pictures of his baby.

Person 2: Samatha says he has seen his child once since the 6 months of the child's life. Does not make an effort to pay child support and steals the babies pictures off of her profile and posts them. He isn't a real dadfacebook daddy.
facebook daddy by M00nbaby March 8, 2017

Facebookadalean 

A Classification: Someone who uses Facebook every day.
I refer to myself as a "Facebookadalean."

Forward thinking companies would be wise to tap into the growing population of Facebookadaleans.
Facebookadalean by AofF13 June 18, 2011
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026