Face The Wall

You're about to be executed by firing squad. Most likely for being a political dissident or degenerate.

”What do you mean I can't change my son's gender?”

”No time to explain, Ma’am, please face the wall.”

Face The Wall by Fulwin September 11, 2020

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Face The Wall

You have earned execution by firing squad as a result of being a degenerate no one wants to be around.

"All I'm saying is the truth, women are in their prime at 12 years old and they're unfuckable old hags by the time-"

"How compelling! We don't need to hear any more of your degeneracy. Please face the wall."

Face The Wall by the sexy retard B) May 12, 2023

Face the Wall

The acceptable command the morning after, when, with all dignity lost, one more pork is a must.

"Face the wall"
"Im not going to do that, why? (giggling)"
"Face the fucking wall"

Face the Wall by Roflmoose June 19, 2011

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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