Abbreviation for the term "Fuck Your Face Kid" A term commonly used between friends for a multitude of reasons, including but not limited to greetings, retorts, and in general disbelief to something that occured or something one said. It is generally acceptable to use FYFK as code when in a public place to substitute where profanity is generally not tolerated or when the recipient of said term should be unaware of its momentousness.

1. Your boss just asked you to do a better job cleaning because your performance has been deemed unsatifactory, when in reality the work has been done commendably. Instead of resorting to a comment that would result in a waste of your valuable time in the form of a lecture, a simple FYFK will inform your coworkers to the gravity of your anger without alerting your superior.

2. Your unmotivated friend wishes for you to fetch him yet another cold beverage from the fridge, and after the third time you glare at him and simply mutter the phrase "FYFK". This will disolve your anger and in turn allow your friend to understand that it is indeed his turn to start getting off his own lazy posterior.

3. Dude #1: "Megadeth sucks now, metal is dead."

Dude #2: "FYFK! The new album is boss kid, whassa matta for you?!?!"

FYFK by Evil Mike/The Polish Professor January 19, 2010

FIfka

Similar to a pipe. used for smoking marijuana. can be used to smoke tobacco also.

yo man lets light up with some rolling paper
nahhh chill lets just use my brand new dragon fifka!
ahhhh werd ma nigga

FIfka by themaninthecorner March 25, 2009

fyif

Fuck Yea, It's Friday! TGIF is old and out of date, introducing the new and IMPROVED TGIF. Fuck Yea, It's Friday!

Person 1: Man I can't wait to go to the club tonight
Person 2: Oh, damn. You're right. FYIF!
Person 1: Hellz yea man!

fyif by asdhdfd July 23, 2008

FYIF

Acronym for "Fuck Yeah its Friday"

Opposite TGIF:

Heard of TGIF right? "Thank God its Friday". In the eyes and mind of the none believers, God has not a thing to do with the man made construct of Friday. For example, everyday could be Happyday, Wootimstillaliveday or just Today. FYIF is an alternative to replace TGIF. Its a bit more badass and is God sanitary (just like Friday).

"FYIF everyone!!!"

"Good news everyone, FYIF!"

"Mmmm beer... FYIF!"

"It's been a long week, FYIF!"

FYIF by Steventon March 5, 2010

fyik

Acronym for "For You I'd Kill"

Used as a term of endearment by those that don't want to use the fluffier 143 or ily.

What a viking would say to someone that he cares about.

Note: can be used by both men and women.

Girl (texting): Night, ily.
Boy (texting): Night babe. fyik.

fyik by vikinglove July 8, 2012

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026