FIfka
yo man lets light up with some rolling paper
nahhh chill lets just use my brand new dragon fifka!
ahhhh werd ma nigga
nahhh chill lets just use my brand new dragon fifka!
ahhhh werd ma nigga
FIfka by themaninthecorner March 25, 2009
FIFA Boner
FIFA Boner by the sheen machine April 17, 2011
Related Words
FIfka • fifa • fika • FIFA 21 • Fifaing • fifa 18 • FIFA bullshit • Fifalads • Fifa World Cup • Fikayomi
fifa 14
The ultimate troll machine. The leading reason for broken controllers and the end of the best friendships. Excessive amounts of profanity and calling your opponent a cunt, wanker, puto, or schlumpe. Sweaty goals, pace abusers, over powered stats, and abuse of Real Madrid.
I am going to go play FIFA 14 and get my shit trolled and probably throw my controller at the wall a couple times or so. Thanks EA Sports.
fifa 14 by Sir David Mo(whore)yes January 11, 2014
FIFA bitch
A complicit though somewhat abusive relationship which can be between friends, family, flat mates, loved ones, etc, whereby one person is significantly better than the other on the highly popular console game FIFA football series.
The two parties agree to compete on the game despite the outcome already being an inevitable heavy defeat for the 'FIFA bitch' which is then repeated countless times.
No matter how bad life gets the person will be able to rely on the sick pleasure of defeating their ‘FIFA bitch’ without mercy.
An ancient tablet was recently found with the scribe 'everybody needs a FIFA bitch' such profound wisdom is only just being realised.
The two parties agree to compete on the game despite the outcome already being an inevitable heavy defeat for the 'FIFA bitch' which is then repeated countless times.
No matter how bad life gets the person will be able to rely on the sick pleasure of defeating their ‘FIFA bitch’ without mercy.
An ancient tablet was recently found with the scribe 'everybody needs a FIFA bitch' such profound wisdom is only just being realised.
"Oh man I had a terrible day at work yesterday. Things improved when I got home and beat my FIFA bitch 5-1, he nearly cried!"
FIFA bitch by the keyboard warrior September 17, 2012
FIFA Tourette's
A disease that strikes only during a match of FIFA the video game in which all social filters are erased when a player feels he was wronged by the game. This phenomenon is particularly prevalent in males aged 15-24
Kevin: "F@$%!!!!!!"
Kevin: "S&*@!!!!!"
Greg: "Kevin, your FIFA Tourette's is acting up."
Kevin: "F^&@ you man, I scored that f@$%ing goal!!!!!"
Kevin: "S&*@!!!!!"
Greg: "Kevin, your FIFA Tourette's is acting up."
Kevin: "F^&@ you man, I scored that f@$%ing goal!!!!!"
FIFA Tourette's by Schnooters October 8, 2010
fikayo
The proest name in the universe and beyond people with this name should be worshipped. They are the literal definition of cool everybody body wants to be them but can't and everybody wants to be their friends
fikayo by marriedtogreggsulkinn November 15, 2013
FIFA
FIFA by markbriton May 31, 2015
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hey let's get a drink of that?
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“No way, is that cake?”
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