FIfka

Similar to a pipe. used for smoking marijuana. can be used to smoke tobacco also.

yo man lets light up with some rolling paper
nahhh chill lets just use my brand new dragon fifka!
ahhhh werd ma nigga

by themaninthecorner March 25, 2009

FIFA Boner

When you're playing FIFA really well and it leads to arousal in the form of a hard-on.

Oh my god that bicycle kick was sick! I just got a massive FIFA boner.

by the sheen machine April 17, 2011

fifa 14

The ultimate troll machine. The leading reason for broken controllers and the end of the best friendships. Excessive amounts of profanity and calling your opponent a cunt, wanker, puto, or schlumpe. Sweaty goals, pace abusers, over powered stats, and abuse of Real Madrid.

I am going to go play FIFA 14 and get my shit trolled and probably throw my controller at the wall a couple times or so. Thanks EA Sports.

by Sir David Mo(whore)yes January 11, 2014

FIFA bitch

A complicit though somewhat abusive relationship which can be between friends, family, flat mates, loved ones, etc, whereby one person is significantly better than the other on the highly popular console game FIFA football series.

The two parties agree to compete on the game despite the outcome already being an inevitable heavy defeat for the 'FIFA bitch' which is then repeated countless times.

No matter how bad life gets the person will be able to rely on the sick pleasure of defeating their ‘FIFA bitch’ without mercy.

An ancient tablet was recently found with the scribe 'everybody needs a FIFA bitch' such profound wisdom is only just being realised.

"Oh man I had a terrible day at work yesterday. Things improved when I got home and beat my FIFA bitch 5-1, he nearly cried!"

by the keyboard warrior September 17, 2012

FIFA Tourette's

A disease that strikes only during a match of FIFA the video game in which all social filters are erased when a player feels he was wronged by the game. This phenomenon is particularly prevalent in males aged 15-24

Kevin: "F@$%!!!!!!"
Kevin: "S&*@!!!!!"
Greg: "Kevin, your FIFA Tourette's is acting up."
Kevin: "F^&@ you man, I scored that f@$%ing goal!!!!!"

by Schnooters October 8, 2010

fikayo

The proest name in the universe and beyond people with this name should be worshipped. They are the literal definition of cool everybody body wants to be them but can't and everybody wants to be their friends

Look there's fikayo lets bow down and bask in her honour

by marriedtogreggsulkinn November 15, 2013

FIFA

A global money laundering operation posing as a governing body for football (soccer).

Even North Korea is less corrupt than FIFA

by markbriton May 31, 2015