by Squatchrider December 11, 2017
Furness in scouse means to demolish or destroy something or someone
Say is some says 'can I Furness these crisp' it means can I finish off (demolish your crisp)
Say is some says 'can I Furness these crisp' it means can I finish off (demolish your crisp)
Furness all the haters
by Kaitlyn & Jessica March 27, 2017
When cousins are all at the beach surfing, and one has a totally hairy chest while the others are all baby-seal-slick, that hairy cousin has Francis Fur.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
During a family get together, Uncle Kurt told everyone a surfing story:
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
by No Tango and no Cash September 29, 2023
A fur tumor is when an animal gets their fur so matted up and such, -caked with mud maybe- that it literally seems like its part of the animal...
Guy 1: Woah! Did you see the vet cut off Fluffys fur tumor?
Guy 2: Yeah, biggest fur ball I ever seen!
Guy 2: Yeah, biggest fur ball I ever seen!
by EmmaTheLeoaprd June 26, 2010
The small amount of hair, a woman leaves when shaving her vagina, so she doesn't look like a "little girl"
Steve would've thought Brandi was jail-bait big time, if it weren't for the bit of courtesy fur she had left behind, when she shaved her cooter.
by TechSavage72 February 27, 2016
by Crackerjack121 April 27, 2021
extreme growth, or otherwise lack of 'manscaping', regarding male pubic hair surrounding the penis, which in turn grows upward around the penis, resembling a Douglas Fir
by bdog47 December 13, 2013