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fuk me! 

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Meaning shock or to exaggerate something.
John: Dave your mum has just died
Dave: FUK ME! Are you joking?

John: Dave look at that girl over there
Dave: FUK ME she is FIT!
fuk me! by Gary_Preston June 24, 2007
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fuk me up • come fuk me eyes • fuk you mental • Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk? • Mom'ed the fu*k out of me! • fukme • fukmentation • Gogo Fukme • Fuk • fuk boi

fuk me up 

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when something is so outstanding e.g food that you wish for it to fuck you up
mcdonalds quarter pounder fuk me up
fuk me up by smcf March 24, 2017
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come fuk me eyes 

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when a woman looks at you when you are at the bar or when you are somewhere socilizing with a certain look in her eyes or face like come over here and woo me and I'll fuk ya tonite
Dude, there are some girls over there giving us the come fuk me eyes. Let's go!
come fuk me eyes by babyfacetilton March 5, 2008
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Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk? 

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Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.
Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk??
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fuk you mental 

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fuking u silly or stupid
im going to fuk you mental
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Mom'ed the fu*k out of me! 

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When your toddler has said, Mom, mom, mom, mom..." endlessly to the point of annoyance and frustration. Making you wonder and understand why animals eat their own young.
Lil Debbi has Mom'ed the fu*k out of me! already today. I had to get some coffee in me before I made poor parenting choices. I still don't know what she wants nor does she I think. "MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM , Mom , mom.
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