fuk me!

Meaning shock or to exaggerate something.

John: Dave your mum has just died
Dave: FUK ME! Are you joking?

John: Dave look at that girl over there
Dave: FUK ME she is FIT!

by Gary_Preston June 24, 2007

fuk me up

when something is so outstanding e.g food that you wish for it to fuck you up

mcdonalds quarter pounder fuk me up

by smcf March 24, 2017

come fuk me eyes

when a woman looks at you when you are at the bar or when you are somewhere socilizing with a certain look in her eyes or face like come over here and woo me and I'll fuk ya tonite

Dude, there are some girls over there giving us the come fuk me eyes. Let's go!

by babyfacetilton March 5, 2008

Fuk me

A East way to get a girlfriend

Zebbe: fuk me
Drunk girl: yes plzzz

by Garry jerrysson February 6, 2017