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fucking the horse 

Also, "f-ing the horse."

1. An expression used to define something detrimental to someone's career or livelihood.

2. Any action that has a harmful effect on oneself or others around them.

Taken from Daniel Radcliff's decision to star in London's revival of Equus, a play about a teenager with a sexual attraction to horses, causing parents to refuse to see any more of the Harry Potter movies in protest.
Howard Dean totally fucked the horse when he screamed during campaign season.

Tim was f-ing the horse when he decided not to go to class at all senior year.

Stacy's decision to pose for Playboy while on American Idol was really fucking the horse; it ruined her chances of staying on the show.
fucking the horse by Christina S October 29, 2007

horse fucking

the act of sexual intercourse in such an extreme and brutal manner that it is reminiscent of the shameless, horrible, bucking, snorting, hair pulling, biting style in which equines mate.
Ned: Hey dude, did ya get laid?
Ed: Due, I was horse fucking that bitch til she was ripped apart, screaming in agony, and still begging for more. I don't make love, my dorky friend, I horse fuck 'em.
horse fucking by afterbirtha September 3, 2009

Fucking the horse 

An inability to attract and seduce women which leads to the person fucking a horse instead. Another name for dying alone
“Bro, Erik struck out 3 times at the bar last night”, “I know, he’s definitely gonna end up fucking the horse
Fucking the horse by J Facts October 4, 2022

Horse fucking Thundercunt 

An insult used by a small minority that means the victim is nothing.
Person 1: I don't like your motives.
Person 2: you are a Horse fucking Thundercunt

Fucking a Dead Horse

The only thing to do with a horse after you have beaten it.
Okay. We get it. Michael Vick is playing football again. Quit fucking a dead horse.
Fucking a Dead Horse by JamesBeam November 19, 2010