Fucking gas man!

The gas man gets blamed on everything (poor gas man!)

Die in Warzone? FUCKING GAS MAN!

internet goes down? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Manager leaves or some other bs happens at your workplace (such as the water heater breaking down) FUCKING GAS MAN!

Disposable vape runs out? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Electric for house goes out and the battery backup for the router runs out? (thankfully it hasn't yet) FUCKING GAS MAN!

Boiler doesn't work? FUCKING GAS MAN!

The enemy you kill on Warzone doesn't give you any deathchat? FUCKING GAS MAN!

You don't clip a warzone deathchat because of some shitty thing with your recording software? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Referee doesn't give the pen? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Hitler rants about something? FUCKING GAS MAN!

You miss the bus? Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Fucking gas man! by Jack Spank9049 August 27, 2022

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FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!

When you're fighting in Warzone and your spastic operator thinks its now the perfect time to put on or take of the gas mask

Spack No.2 *Dies because his operator put on the gas mask*

Also Spack No.2 "FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!"

Just gonna fight this kid over at control...

some moments later.... "FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!"

FUCKING GAS MASK MAN! by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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