Ex husband can’t spell and texts Fuck yours instead of fuck you. you can’t stop laughing at how dumb he is.
Me. Hey are you going to pay child support this month? Ex, fuck yours! Me can’t stop laughing but still didn’t get the money.
by Brooklin F-Boi August 11, 2019
Get the Fuck yours mug.by mrperson123 January 31, 2018
Get the Go Fuck Your Selfie mug.Fuck your homie day, boy or girl it does not matter fuck your homie all day long only for today it’s automatically no homo
by Yeetmaster66666 October 2, 2019
Get the Fuck your homie day mug.Me "hey wanna fuck"
Bestfriend "I'm your best friend that would be weird "
Me "No it's may 20th, national fuck your best friend day
Bestfriend "I'm your best friend that would be weird "
Me "No it's may 20th, national fuck your best friend day
by Babicakesxox May 28, 2018
Get the National fuck your best friend day mug.National fuck your friend day is on April 28th.
You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
by Zenna May 28, 2018
Get the National fuck your friend day mug.A joke involving usually three or more parties, a cannibal tribe, and some form of utensil used for stabbing.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Czech are out exploring, and they're captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals says "We're going to eat you now, because we're cannibals and that's what we do. But we're not savages like we used to be, so we're not going to torture you for three days first...in fact, you can kill yourselves any way you like, we don't care."
The explorers all look rather crestfallen at this news, and the chief hastens to reassure them: "Oh, I know what you're thinking, we've seen it before---you're thinking your life has been a waste, you're going to die out here for nothing, and so on. Well, let me assure you, that just isn't true. We'll use your skin to make our excellent canoes, your hair to make twine, and we'll eat every edible part of you. So really, it's not a waste at all. Now, please get on with it."
The Frenchman says "vive la france", and slits his throat.
The Englishman takes his gun, says "God save the Queen", and shoots himself in the head.
The Czech pulls out a fork and starts stabbing himself---first in the thigh (ouch!), then in the side (yow!), then in the lower leg (argh!)...finally the king of the cannibals says "My god, what are you doing??!!"
And the Czech stabs himself with the fork again and says..."Fuck your canoe."
The explorers all look rather crestfallen at this news, and the chief hastens to reassure them: "Oh, I know what you're thinking, we've seen it before---you're thinking your life has been a waste, you're going to die out here for nothing, and so on. Well, let me assure you, that just isn't true. We'll use your skin to make our excellent canoes, your hair to make twine, and we'll eat every edible part of you. So really, it's not a waste at all. Now, please get on with it."
The Frenchman says "vive la france", and slits his throat.
The Englishman takes his gun, says "God save the Queen", and shoots himself in the head.
The Czech pulls out a fork and starts stabbing himself---first in the thigh (ouch!), then in the side (yow!), then in the lower leg (argh!)...finally the king of the cannibals says "My god, what are you doing??!!"
And the Czech stabs himself with the fork again and says..."Fuck your canoe."
by LMontiel July 29, 2012
Get the Fuck your canoe mug.N. What you say to a person, when you honestly do not care what they think or feel about a particular person, subject, or action.
Girl: OMG how could you fuck my best friend, you know how i felt about you!
Guy: When we were together, you cheated on me anyway. Fuck Your Feelings.
Parent: I don't appreciate the foul language you use in your Facebook statuses. there's kids on this site you know!
Guy: Fuck Your Feelings, If you don't want your kids exposed to vulgarity, get them off the computer and make them watch Nick Jr.
Guy: When we were together, you cheated on me anyway. Fuck Your Feelings.
Parent: I don't appreciate the foul language you use in your Facebook statuses. there's kids on this site you know!
Guy: Fuck Your Feelings, If you don't want your kids exposed to vulgarity, get them off the computer and make them watch Nick Jr.
by Young Enigma May 13, 2010
Get the Fuck Your Feelings mug.