We are not best friends, we are FUBS.

I am a melomaniac.

"yoooo, your sister is a F.U.B."

-"What?"
"Your sis i a fat ugly bitch"

Kaitlin: you're ugly
Babz: fub.

hey fub

Roseanne and Rosie O'Donnell are unattractive
fat women who are also known to be real assholes.
They're the inspiration to FUBs everywhere that they
too can be fat, ugly, act like bitches, treat guys
like crap and yet still get rich and famous...
Thanks for nothing you FUBs!

I wanted to poke my eyes out with a
sharp and hot object after seeing that
FUB staring out at me from my office
directory.

daniel: wow that girl is so big and ugly
John: yeah she's a real FUB