by Stormin' Mormon July 15, 2006
A Mexican bandit who used to advertise Fritos. White liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the Frito Bandito was racist because it looked like a Mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all Mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke English with a Mexican accent.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
When you come in a chick’s pussy, eat her out and get your jizz all over your mustache, and then make her lick it off.
by Schneefchief November 17, 2019