Fried Eggs 

When a woman exposes her breasts by pressing them on glass for others on the other side to see.

People on the other side of the glass will see that the breasts resemble fried eggs.

Fried Eggs by hyperdiaper August 12, 2009

fried eggs 

Small, virtually flat breasts (egg white), with only a tiny nipple (egg yolk) protruding.

We were considering stopping at Denny's after the bar, but Calista offered to serve up her own fried eggs at home.

fried eggs by Herbie Herbruck August 29, 2003

fried eggs 

An old lady's breasts that sag to the point where they look like someone stapled fried eggs to her chest.

"Ah, man, that old lady just bent over and I saw her fried eggs!"

fried eggs by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007

fried eggs 

The method a abortion using a bunson burner or large lighter, gasoline, belt, and a towel.

Person1: I thought you got her pregnant.

Person2: Yeah, I did but I made some fried eggs this morning.

fried eggs by Naes Ttukcup September 21, 2005

fried eggs 

the term used to describe overly large aerolas on a womans breasts.

Chris: "how was francesca last night ayy"
Stewy: "nah man as soon as she took her top off i ran... she had fried eggs"

fried eggs by Chri$$un October 8, 2008

Fried eggs 

breasts of a sunburned woman who has kept her top on, keeping the breasts pale, but has now decided to sunbathe topless, allowing the breasts to tan, nipples first. This gives an appearance of fried eggs.

When in Spain, perverts put on their shades and stare at the fried eggs around the pool.

Fried eggs by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Fried Eggs 

When a woman's vagina is filled with lighter fluid and lit aflame, thus burning her uterus, and hopefully up into her ovary, frying her eggs.

Mary can't have children because Tom gave her fried eggs.

Fried Eggs by Haloassassinsnipernoobpwner117 June 14, 2012