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For shower

If you are overswagged, instead of "for shure" you say "for shower"
+ do ya have weed
- for shower dude!
by Richfetus🦍 June 16, 2019
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shower for an hour

To shower for an hour means to jerk off in the shower. Usually people say "Why where you in there so long?" and you make up some lame excuse.
I'll be ready soon, i just gotta take a "shower for an hour."
by Sh4GGY August 28, 2004
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A Beer For The Shower

An unabashedly hilarious website dedicated to beer, music, and the dumbfuckery of humankind.
Ronnie, you've never heard of A Beer For The Shower? What are you, braindead?
by abeerfortheshower(dot)com September 23, 2011
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shower for punishment

a form of discipline applied to those who have committed the ultimate violation against another person.
it can be a cold or hot shower designed to make one think about the sin he or she may have committed...for example, a pedophile needs a super-scalding shower designed to make him think about the pain inflicted on his victim!!! that goes for a corrupt official who needs to account for all the people hurt during his "criminal" act...
furthermore, he needs to sing for example, "shower for punishment for bad little pedophiles" as he is receiving the discipline!!!
david molested a 14 year old girl. he was subjected to a hot scalding shower for punishment captured by a webcam...he was ordered to sing"shower for punishment for bad child molesters" at the top of his lungs
by piper69 July 17, 2007
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shower for an hour

this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.
friend one: bro i smoked too much bro
friend two: take a shower for an hour you’ll be golden
by fuckalight March 2, 2019
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Choir for an hour in the shower

When a music teacher makes you sing in the shower for an hour.
Mum: why are you so late, Barry?
Barry: I had choir for an hour in the shower
by Barry June 4, 2004
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