When you think a girl would be considered foof but upon closer inspection, discover that she is in fact, twelve years old.

Similar to the concept of a shart, a foop is when one means to excrete feces and accidentally passes gas instead. Hence fart + poop = foop.

F.O.O.P Fear Of Operational Procedure- Medical term coined by doctors in the admitting room for patients afraid of surgery..and become hysterical or anxious..

when a person farts and poops simultaneously

Poop that a dog (or other animal) eats, thinking it's food.
When a dog (or other animal) eats their own poop, thinking it's food.
Sometimes a dog or other animal eats their own poop. They don't do it because it smells good or tastes good, they do it because they think it's food.

an unnervingly loud bowel movement; a contraction of fart and poop; related to but not synonymous with shart

A word that can be used for anything and everything.